Thursday, August 28, 2008

The Duck

Duck walks into a hardware store. "Got any duck food?"
he quacks. "Sorry, no," says the proprietor. Duck leaves.
Next day the duck is back. "Got any duck food?" "No,"
says the proprietor. "I told you before. We don't carry it."
Next day he's back again: "Got any duck food?" The
proprietor glares at him. "Look, buddy, we don't sell duck
food. We never have and never will. And if you ask me
that one more time, I'll nail your webbed feet to the
Next day the duck is back. "Got any nails?"
"We're out of nails today," says the proprietor.
"Got any duck food?"

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